君を回したい。

KIMI WO MAWASHITAI.

MANGA

STATUS
COMPLETE
VOLUMES
1
RELEASE
March 26, 2014
CHAPTERS
39

DESCRIPTION

One day, a tiny girl named Shina appeared inside a roll of toilet paper in the Yamaguchi's residence toilet. She made a stunning impression on a typical middle school student, Nobuo.

"What if I use up all of the paper? Would I be able to see her... na... na... naked?!"

It's the beginning of a story about love, lust and... a sh*t ton of other adventures!

(Source: Wydawnictwo Kotori, translated, edited)

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REVIEWS

TheGruesomeGoblin
5/100
Help! I've fallen in love with a toilet paper roll! And it's NOT anthropomorphic!

Recently, a new phenomenon has swept the country where people have started discovering that the toilet paper rolls in their bathrooms have come to life. They've changed from normal toilet paper rolls to tiny living human beings. These people have no idea why they've suddenly awakened in a stranger's bathroom in such a form.

"It was a living nightmare. The last thing I remember was going to sleep and then I woke up in some strange guy's bathroom and I was made to hold his toilet paper."
~anonymous toilet paper roll girl.

Some people say it could be a plot of a sort of secret goblin illuminati group as a way to spy on people at their most vulnerable moments in their private bathrooms. Others claim that the unidentified toilet paper roll people could be dangerous, with unverified claims of them growing and actually being walking explosive devices. The toilet paper roll people of course took great offense to these misplaced suspicions.

"Oh yeah, like I fucking asked to become like this. Sure, I can get down and go out of the bathroom, but then I have to worry about being stepped on or being assaulted by any number of animals who think I'm some sort of weird bug or some shit. Overnight, my life has become a living hell."
~anonymous toilet paper roll.

"You know maybe before you accuse me of bathroom espionage, maybe you could clean your fucking bathrooms you filthy fucking savages."
~why would anyone who became a toilet paper roll not want to be marked as anonymous.

Others have had milder reactions to the phenomenon, and instead have gone on with their daily lives as if they didn't have a tiny person living in their bathrooms. Some have fully decided to just ignore the fact that their toilet paper rolls were now sentient living beings.

"I mean, what am I supposed to do? Like... befriend my toilet paper roll? Start a relationship with it? Wouldn't it be weirder to NOT ignore it??? I don't want to fucking be committed to an insane aslyum because I can't stop talking to a toilet paper roll. I mean I know they're human beings now, but they're STILL toilet paper rolls! Like that's their primary function! Holding toilet paper!"
~~anonymous bathroom owner

We've also had a chance to talk to toilet paper rolls in more public bathrooms such as those of convenience stores and fast food places, and it goes without saying, but their experiences differ greatly from that of domestic toilet paper roll people.

"Please just fucking kill me."
"I've seen things that no living being should."
"God is dead."
~~various anonymous public toilet paper rolls

Then we met another person who had a vastly different take on this current undergoing phenomenon.

"Why the fuck are people complaining about this? This has given me the best fucking idea for a manga that I've ever had."
~~Tarako Umeyama

It's a manga about a toilet paper roll girl

...As a comedy, it's unfunny or mostly centered on (what a surprise) toilet humor. As a romance or an ecchi... she's... she's a toilet paper roll. It's a romance between a teenage boy and a toilet paper roll.

"IF I ROLL ALL THE PAPER OFF THEN SHE'LL BE..........."

Then like towards the end because it was ending they try and... actually make there be a serious plot and that's just an even more terrible idea than the idea of this manga itself. Don't fucking try and do this emotional serious plot at the very end. Yeah, she was an experiment this whole time and is in fact actually a bomb or something, and I thought it'd be a good idea to hide her away as our family toilet paper roll.

...I'm sure there are others out there that could find this series funny. But even then, I think they'd probably still say it'd be funnier if it was just like a two chapter long thing. Forty chapters, though??? For a toilet paper roll?

Come on.

I'm flushing this manga down the toilet with a 5 out of 100.
*Haha! Toilet joke! __FUNNY!__*
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